Monthly Archive for September, 2009

THE HEALING QUESTION

I have a pretty long list of questions I want to ask when I get to heaven; like how many angels can dance on the head of a pin?  Could God make a rock so big He couldn’t lift it, and what is Martinizing and why does it only take one hour?  Seriously, there are [...]

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I grew up in a family where my mother took us all to church on Sunday, and my father went to the office for a few hours.  It seemed odd even then that he needed to or wanted to work on Sunday.  It might surprise some of you to know the most commonly asked question in my [...]

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JEWISH DILEMMA? PORK ON SALE.

I remember an old Peanuts cartoon where Snoopy is lying on the peak of his doghouse in his usual fashion.  Charlie Brown has just brought Snoopy his dinner dish.  He is going on and on about how intelligent pigs are.  Way smarter than dogs, he says.  As Charlie Brown walks away, the thought bubble appears over [...]

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LIES, DAMN LIES AND STATISTICS

How can you tell if a politician is lying?  His lips are moving.  19th Century  British Prime Minister Benjamin Disraeli once said, “There are three kinds of lies;  lies, damn lies and statistics”.  His point was you can make statistics say whatever you want.  “Statistics never lie but liars use statistics”.  “50% of all liars use statistics”.  [...]

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